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General Subjects
informative but, pretty much, unoffensive!
Then there is the Politically Influenced stickers.
Followed by Pagan stickers.

General Stickers

A Day Without Fairies Is A Day Without Sunshine (yellow on black)
Ahhh... I see the Screw-up Fairy has visited us again. (black on white)
Another cynical ex-hippy now working for the establishment (black on yellow)
CAUTION! I brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons & other invisible creatures that only I can see. (yellow on black)
CELTIC WARRIOR
(black on yellow)
CHRISTIAN - not closed minded 
(blue on white)
Control your destiny or someone eles will. (red and white)
DENIAL is not a river in Egypt
(black and white)
DO NOT ENTER: DRAGONS ONLY!
(blue and white)
Don't Believe Everything You Think
(white on black)
Dragon Parking Only
(yellow on blue)
Drive Carefully - 90% of all people are caused by accidents. (white on blue)
Hatred is Learned Behavior 
(black on white)
I Believe in Angels
(dark blue on yellow)
I BELIEVE IN DRAGONS, GOOD MEN AND OTHER FANTASY CREATURES
(yellow on purple)
I can only please ONE Person per Day.
TODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY.
Tomorrow doesn't look good either.
(black on white)
If Ignorance is Bliss, why aren't more people happy? (white on purple)
If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic. (yellow on purple)
If only closed minds came with closed mouths. (blue on white)
If you're not outraged - you're not paying attention (red and white)
Ignore your rights and they'll go away 
(white on red)
I'll try being nicer, if you try being smarter. (yellow on dark blue)
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened
(black and white)
Isn't it strange that in the Age if Information, the Truth is so hard to find.
(purple on yellow)
It's not a beer gut. It's a liquid grain storage facility! (white on blue)
Keep your butt in the car. The Earth is not your ashtray. (white on black)
Knowledge speaks but wisdom listens.
(dark blue on white)
Life is the School. Love is the Lesson.
(white on blue)
Lord, help me to be the person my cat thinks I am (white on black)
Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am (white on black)
Minds are like parachutes... they only function when open. (red on white)
Minds are like parachutes... they only function when open. (yellow on purple)
Speak your mind, even if your voice shakes. (yellow on purple)
Strenght and wisdom are not opposing values. (black on white)
Teach Respect for the Earth and All Living Creatures (black on white)
Three things cannot be long hidden: 
the sun, the moon and the truth. 
(white on purple)
Vegetarians are sprouting up all over
(yellow on purple)
Vegetarians do it with relish but wear 
a condiment (green on white)
Where have all the hippies gone?
(purple on white)
Your child may be an honor student 
but you're still an idiot.
(purple on yellow)

Political Stickers

BIPARTISANSHIP
I'LL HUG YOUR ELEPHANT IF YOU'LL KISS MY ASS (dark blue and white)
Give Bush an inch and he thinks he's a ruler.
(black on orange)
If you're not outraged - you're not paying attention (red and white)
Legalize Freedom
(white on purple)
Liberals treat dogs like people while conservatives treat people like dogs.
(purple on white)
OBAMA '08
For President
(red, white & blue)
Our National Health Plan
DON'T GET SICK
People never lie so much as after fishing, during a war or before an election
(black on white)
Regime change starts at home
(red, white & blue)
Sure you can trust the Government...
Just ask an Indian  (black and white)
WAR IS NOT THE ANSWER
(white on blue)
WAR IS TERRORISM
WITH A BIGGER BUDGET
(red, white & black)
We're in big trouble when our BOMBS are Smarter than our President
(red, white & blue)

PAGAN

Blessed Be 
(white on purple)
Born Again PAGAN
(dark blue on white)
BORN OK THE FIRST TIME
(dark blue on white)
CELEBRATE DIVERSITY
(white on multicolor)
Christianity has PAGAN DNA!
(black on yellow)
Doing my part to piss off the Religious Right (white on red)
Do you believe in Magick?
(black on yellow)
Earth, Air, Fire & Water Bind Us To Her
(white on forest green)
Freedom of Religion Means ANY Religion (blue/white)
GOD-3000 BC   GODDESS-10,000 BC
He was made in HER image (purple/white)
GOD is nor a name. It's a JOB Description.
(white on purple)
GOD wants Spiritual Fruits, NOT Religious NUTS (blue/white)
God must love stupid people...he made so many. (yellow on purple)
Happy Heathen
(dark green on white)
Harm None. Do what you will. (white/blue)
How dare you presume I'm Christian!
(yellow on black)
I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ. 
(white on brown)
I'm in the Witchcraft Industry. What about you? (blue on white)
I'm marching to a different accordion.
(white on purple)
I'm One Too
(yellow on blue
I'm PAGAN and I VOTE!
(purple on yellow)
I'm straight but not narrow
(purple/white)
In Perfect Love and Perfect Trust
(black on yellow)
Isis, Astarte, Diana, Hecate, Demeter, Kali, Inanna  (purple on white)
ISIS, ISIS.  Ra, Ra Ra (white on purple)
It's a DRUID thing (green on white)
It's your Hell - You burn in it!
(yellow on black)
I wasn't created in YOUR image of God.
(green on white)
Jesus didn't teach me to hate.
(purple on yellow)
Jesus is a Liberal
(blue/white)
Jesus taught Love. How about you? 
(purple on white)
Love is the Law (white on red)
LOVE YOUR MOTHER w/Earth graphic
(blue, green and white)
Merry Meet & Merry Part and Merry Meet again! (yellow on dark green)
My Goddess gave birth to your God
(white on dark green)
My Karma ran over your Dogma
(white on red)
My other car is a broom (orange on black)
Pagan & Proud (yellow on purple)
Protected by Witchcraft (white on blue)
Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich (black/white)
She changes everything She touches  )O(
Something Wiccan this way comes
(dark green on white)
THANK GODDESS!
(white on purple)
The best way to predict the future is to help create it.  (white on black)
The Earth does not belong to us. We belong to the Earth. (white on green)
The Earth does not belong to us. We belong to the Earth. (red on white)
The Earth is our Mother. Treat Her with Respect  (white on green)
The Goddess is alive and Magick is afoot
(blue on blue)
Walker Between the Worlds 
(black on white)
We Are EVERYWHERE
(YELLOW ON BLACK)
We are Spiritual Beings having a Physical Experience (black on white)
Wiccans are Spell Binding People!
(green on white)
Witches Heal (dark green on white)
Yes, I am a Witch. Deal with it! 
(white on dark green)
This page last updated on August 15, 2008
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